By Homer Meushman
Those of you who have mixed opinions of varied information, I have discovered that for the past several weeks now, the administration has been toying rather seriously with the ideas of a new concept in college personnel — a campus chaplain and the head of the TC theological department. Nonetheless, I cannot present concrete evidence.
Unknown to all but a few dark persons, this distinguished personage was recently allowed to visit the TC campus. He was more or less “in transit.” Unfortunately, it means that the student won’t go forth with the good word for the good doctor if immediately expelled, for the chaplain-arrival may be delayed.
I hate to do it, I was forced to send the story plans home to their mothers with a note,” he reported sadly.
Unfortunately, he was required to restrain his minions from entering and carefully destroying the contents of the game room.
The pool and card tables are to be sold at auction. “Not a moment too soon!” he explained.