By BILLY DEAVER
I would like to say a couple of things about love – “Thanks!” and “No. Thanks!” Now that I’ve gotten that off my mind, I can move on to something else. O.K .? Everybody that reads my column this week will, upon completion of this article, automatically raise their left arm, holding out their thumb and ring finger on that same left hand, reach down and untie their shoe string on their right shoe with their left hand using only their thumb and ring finger of the above mentioned left hand. Upon completing this, raise the entire left arm with the same fingers (thumb and ring finger) of the left hand and mutter in a stupor, “Saccharine is real good for you!” You must keep repeating this until you can force someone else to read this article. You can return to a “NORMAL” state only when the next person has started muttering in a stupor, “Saccharine is good for you!”
Dedicated this week to the cast and crew of the “GLASS MENAGERIE” who, along with me, missed the concert in Shreveport a couple of weekends ago. We were stringing lights in the auditorium, while Terry was selling my tickets in Shreveport. Well, Mrs. Parsons, I guess the show must go on and it will. “Break a leg!” Hello, Tammy!
DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES – BEAUTY ON A BACK STREET.