By Robert Merriman
One of the most phenomenal leaps of world opinion is being taken by the Chinese.
People’s Republic of China (formerly known as Red China or Mainland China) have managed to remove from that country the Chinese of the past for the destruction of the world.
The Chinese, as we all know, have developed the hydrogen bomb, but our security satellites have let us know that the Reds do not have what is known as “delivery capability.”
The new plan of the three major colleges discourages use of our defense industry and our democratic wealth by the armaments sale to all bomb nations.
The bomb. The plan is simple and could be thought of as only by the Chinese.
For many months now our spy satellites have photo-graphed what appear to be large wooden benches. These benches are being assembled in the various parts of the world, here and in the orient.
Researchers of the Gobi Desert, the intelligence agencies, the U.S. intelligence agencies, have determined that when assembled, these benches will be 1,516 miles long, built in a circular pattern, or horseshoe.
Unfortunately those agencies were unable to determine the potential use of these benches. Opinions varied from the possibility that the entire Chinese nation would wear wooden clobbers to the possibility they would sit on these to contemplate the Woodstock lit. With a whole population of China participating, would these benches be used?
Some of these assumptions are too correct. Our sources inform us that the benches are for the destruction of the world.
Seven months from now, or June 15, 1972 to be exact, the 880 million people of China will be gathered in the Gobi Desert. According to reports from the Chairman, the population will stand atop the benches. With another signal from the Chairman, they will leap from the benches. Imagine! 800 million people hitting the ground at the same instant.
The resulting shock wave will be felt around the world as the shock wave returns to the Chinese who built them.
The Chinese once again sit on the benches, wait the next expert timing. They will again make their leap. The final collapse will be when the three laps will be reached.
Are we going to let this happen? Can we allow the bench step? No, we can not.
We must appropriate funds to build our own benches. Of course, with over 200 million population, we would be forced to leap 12 times, but this in asking too much? Are we to be smashed?