Who’ll Take the Winner?

In reply to an article entitled “Are You Apathetic—or Anti-Intellectual?”—an article which poked fun at anyone who is not the intellectual type—a distributive education coordinator in Sioux Falls, S.D., thoroughly irritated with some questions the writer had proposed for non-intellectuals to answer, in return proposed the following questions for the intellectual:

  1. Can you set the type to print such an article?
  2. Can you figure the board feet and material costs to build a simple woodwork project?
  3. Can you draw the plans and specifications for such project or, for that matter, understand such plans?
  4. Can you repair a leaky faucet?
  5. Can you replace a broken wall switch or burned fuse?
  6. Can you solder a leaky pail?
  7. Can you fix a drawer that binds or a door that sticks?
  8. Can you point out the advantages or disadvantages of an article of merchandise, sell the customer, write up the transaction, and complete the deal successfully?
  9. Can you repair or finish a piece of furniture?
  10. Can you name three of Charles P. Kettering’s inventions?